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Victoria. 19. New Zealand.


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itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

8 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 112,587 notes
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ammit420:

aa0102:

Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel 

8 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 183,246 notes

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

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beesmygod:

what a weird piano

beesmygod:

what a weird piano

8 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 289,866 notes

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

8 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 92,098 notes

heyfunniest:

Things To Know for no reason. (part 2)

[Part 1 - here]

8 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 127,402 notes

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

8 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 20,517 notes

suzysils:

I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

8 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 176,136 notes

When making phone calls makes you anxious:

whatshouldwecallrecovery:

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megustamemes:

Sounds like the best party ever.

megustamemes:

Sounds like the best party ever.

8 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 51,964 notes
ice-master-kristoff:

disneymagicandlove:

WOO YEA WESELTON MORE LIKE WESELTURNT

weselturnt

ice-master-kristoff:

disneymagicandlove:

WOO YEA WESELTON MORE LIKE WESELTURNT

weselturnt

8 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 57,316 notes
I want you to feel something when you hear my name
8 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 90,021 notes

surprisebitch:

topographygo:

i scrolled down for an explanation and there was none

hon hon baguette
8 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 306,483 notes